Diesel: The toughest of the crew,
Holds a powerful drop of the mightiest brew!
Giles: He's Mother Junkst's mate,
A good drop but a flaming cheapskate!

Frosty: He's the ladies man,
He's mackin' the ladies whenever he can,
A beer bong for me, a beer bong for you,
These are the tools of the Lagerstein crew!
Oh it's a joy to sing about booze,

The mighty beer bong the king of the crew!
Bongadille: He's your dad,
A drink from him will send you mad!
Vulcan: he's the flying V,

As mighty as any duck can be!
Ultrabong - He's the king,
A drop from him will make you sing!

A beer bong for me, a beer bong for you,
These are the tools of the Lagerstein crew!
Oh it's a joy to sing about booze,
The mighty beer bong the king of the crew!