I am cool but a little shoddy
I `m a man in a child's body
Never grow old and I am Ace
No one ever dares get in my face
Walk in the streets with my best buddy
He`s quite cool though his nose is runny
Old dudes chase us everyday
They're never gonna let us reach puberty

I know what I wanna be
I`m gonna be a burdon on society
Know just what I`m gonna be
I`m gonna be a burden on society

Girls think I've got a sexy body
Chasin` me is their hobby
Don't run fast keep to their pace
Let them catch me put them in their place
I play daddy and they play mummy
Things they do are so funny
Parents get home I`m outta the way
Never gonna let us reach puberty

Chorus x 2

Go to gigs wiv my big brother
He`s always looking` for a bit of the other
We`re in a band were doin alright
Selling out gigs every night
Were makin loads and loads of money
Don't want sugar in tea I want honey
this is where I'm gonna stay
if they ever let me reach puberty

Chorus x2